Friday, November 24, 2006

About Regular Joes

My name is Shelley. I am an artist. I will someday be known as that girl who created the "Regular Joes" line of products. I'm telling you, place your order today, because their gonna be big. Here's the story I plan to tell Oprah when I'm a guest on her next "How I became a kazillionaire show"-

I bought a new sewing machine, took it home, started stitchin' and out came this wacky array of characters. Every "Regular Joe" is a one of a kind original, complete with personal biography and stuffed with coffee beans.

Packed in coffee beans for maximum smelliness. They make great gifts, sit them in the kitchen or next to your computer. Regular Joes- A whimsically wacky, totally unique, sometimes disturbing, coffee reeking, bean stuffed delight!

E-mail me at or call 214-726-6439 to place your odor! (Thats not a typo- get it? they smell like coffee- haha!)

Thursday, November 23, 2006


This is Reggie.
He is currently living with his brother and
He works the graveyard shift at the gas station.
He drinks vanilla lattes to stay awake.


This is Tom.
Tom lost his leg in the war.
He loves telling the story to
anyone who will listen
over a hot cup of
straight black coffee.


Taylor is going through her dark phase.
She has suicidal tendencies.
She is currently in counseling.
She drinks chai tea,
to keep her soul alive.


This is Kenny.
He is currently single,
but on the prowl.
He is an insurance salesman.
His profile on says
he likes iced coffee.


This is Kristopher.
With a K.
He loves singing and musical theatere.
He skips everywhere he goes.
His daily pick me up is a
with extra


This is Jeff.
He spends his days working at the local coffee shop
dreaming of becoming a millionare.
He likes expresso in his
ice cream.


This is Arthur.
He is a slow moving fry cook.
He drives a pimped out yellow Caddilac and
starts everyday with a huge cup of
decaffeninated joe.


This is Rudy.
He hit the lottery a couple years ago.
He lives in a mansion in Malibu and
is currently dating Katie Couric.
They both love white chocolate mochas.


This is Betty.
Betty is retired but,
ALWAYS has something to do.
She enjoys
irish cream lattes with
a little booze in them.


This is Vinny.
He lives in his mom's basement.
He takes his dates out for spaghetti
and walks on the beach.
He spends his free time watching
Welcome Back Kotter and
guzzling Italian Sodas.